Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.
I will never not reblog this.
He is the Ashley Katchadourian of this movie
^ That is the best comment I’ve ever seen
YOU SEE THIS PHIL? THESE ARE A GUYS ARMS. A GUY WITH HOPES AND DREAMS.
Calm down guys. He just chose the side that was most likely to win. Honest, what would you choose? Petty Humans or a GODDAMN TYRANNOSAURUS? Also, they needed an evil mastermind.